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"TiO!!!"
"Muffins rock my room!!" ~ Ariel W.
"Peanut Butter rocks my room!!" ~ Lexa
"I'm lutheran, I can do anything." ~ Jon F.
"You dirty little man!" ~ Erin to HaeIn
"Ba-Boom?" ~ Adrienne while doing Alien Dog face
Ariel: Ass is great to add to the end of words. Like funny-ass, lame-ass...
Lexa: (absent mindedly)...cute ass...
"I have a stalker? Yay!" ~ Peirce
"Sex intensifies giftedness." ~ Ben in hypnotist show
"Take off...what? I mean, underneath your clothes..." ~ Lexa
"Pas...Pas...Pas...Pasta!" ~ Arwa, trying to order dinner
"Attack of the liquids! You never know where they're coming from!" ~ Ariel W.
"Damned door won't open!" ~ Lexa, trying to open Alpa's door
"How can girls dress like this? I feel so naked!" ~ Jon F, wearing Stephanie's shirt
"Bananas Unite!" ~ Mike
"Blades of Grass! We kick ass...prin!" ~ Blades of Grass
"Ahh attack of the asses!!! Heeeeeeelp!!" ~ Lexa (this one has a bit of overlap with SIG 02)
"I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way..." ~ Homer Simpson
"I am a weak person. If we were to accidentally wander into a dark alley, how would you comfort me?" ~ Peirce S.
Allie: You can't make out behind trees and bushes and such.
Hae-In: What about behind blades of grass?
Allie: Sure!
"TAKE IT OFF!!" ~ Now, many people do indeed say this, but it's MY thing, along with Ariel, Alpa, Swati, and whomever else was with me at SIG 02. So there.
Jon: I don't like it when people stare at me.
Lexa: Ah, so that's why you're wearing Stephanie's rainbow-striped shirt!
"Stupid giraffe! Burn!!" ~ Alex Cabot
"I just went to get a Peirce of cake. I mean, a peice of Peirce! No, I did NOT get a piece of Peirce. Gha! I mean a Peirce of cake! I mean...Oh forget it." ~ Lexa K.
"I *am* the Dairy Queen." ~ Jon F.
"Thunder has all those pretty colors..." ~ Arwa
"Get off me Carter! I'm not soft and cuddly!" ~ Peirce
"It's a dog, ba ba ba..."
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day." ~ Lumberjack Song
"Do you by any chance have a cat?" ~ Peirce S.
"Three fucking weeks and did I ever ONCE get to see him without his shirt on? NNNNOOOO. NOT FAIR!! I'm suing!" ~ Lexa just being Lexa
"I have a balloon. Do you have a balloon? I have a balloon." ~ The Happy Hocky Family
"The only reason the SIG administration is so strict about PDAs is because they can't get any themselves." ~ Steve (supposedly)
"Peirce! Stop using yourself as a punchline! It's not funny anymore!" ~ Halli
"He's touched billions of lives? Shit, that's a LOT of people to touch! That man sure gets around!" ~ Lexa at counselor activity night
"In sports today, the 69ers played the Phillies..." ~ Marc C.
"Hey, your evil counselor is looking for you." ~ Oriana, warning Arwa and Lexa about their rapidly approaching doom
Lexa (whining): Adrienne stole my duct tape! Well, actually I stole it from Peirce but still! I STOLE IT FIRST!
"...he begged me not to do what I knew I had to do, cause I'm SO in love with you..." ~ Good Charlotte, "Bloody Valentine"
"I have alzheimers. Do u have a dog? I have a balloon." ~ Marc C.
"OMG NOT THE ORGIES!" ~ Jon F.
Carter: Are you a necrophiliac?
Lexa: You got something against necrophiliacs?
"It should be mud wrestling, because then you can smear mud all over their hard bodies...Hi Paul!" ~ Sarah N. at counselor activity night
SIG 02:"TiO!!!"
"Attack of Ryan's ass!!" ~ Lexa...long story
"I told ya, I told ya, you fucked a penguin!" ~ Leprechaun
"TAKE IT OFF!!"
"Then it's lights out. It gets dark." ~ Marc C.
"Happy dance!!!"
"...and a glass eyeball rolled across the floor." ~ Heh. Heh. Heh.
"Poor dragonfly, he couldn't get laid." ~ Lexa at tubing, referring to a single dragonfly
"I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, chunky peanut butter too." ~ Peanut Butter song
"UNIDENTIFIABLE ORGASM!!" ~ Ya shoulda been there
"...and our next genre will be 'harrar' or as we in the midwest say, 'horror'." ~ Ryan D.
"Wait, if he's out there, then she's in...RRUUNNN!!!" ~ Lexa and Courtney
"Hot sweaty guys playing frisbee." ~ Do I really need an explanation?
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" ~ Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"I like chocolate. I like TiO/Muffin/PB. I like chocolate ON TiO/Muffin/PB.
Lines From A Hat:
From Theatre Performance:
"I hate fancy pigeons!"
"Do you worship cheese?"
"What happened to my socks?"
From class, scene "AA Meeting":
"Who put pickles in my pants?"
"What's love got to do with it?"
"Man, I am so stoned.
From class, scene "Baking Cookies":
"There appears to be a platypus in my soup."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Fortune cookie says...
You are cautious in showing your true self to others.
Look forward to great fortune and a new lease on life.
May you have great luck.
All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off!
Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead!
Your example will inspire others.
Relax and enjoy yourself.
(If you know the "In Bed" game, have fun!)